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« on: May 02, 2012, 10:10:14 PM »

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2012, 10:11:37 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 10:46:25 PM »

The funniest jokes are always based in truth
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 10:32:07 AM »

Man, I'm going to save that one for my deathbed, too funny
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 02:30:43 PM »

Which won't be long coming if your wife reads this thread.  whip lau
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