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Offline iddee

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Razorbacks
« on: April 25, 2012, 11:19:02 PM »
Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir.
" The President replied: "These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
"Excellent trade, Sir."
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline AllenF

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Re: Razorbacks
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 10:27:32 AM »
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Offline D Semple

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Re: Razorbacks
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 06:07:32 PM »
too funny

Offline mudlakee

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Re: Razorbacks
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 06:58:01 PM »
Do you want to do some more trades, we have a few more goverment folks up this way in New York  Tony