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Offline discus111

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« on: April 25, 2012, 01:36:59 PM »
• What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!
• How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne!
• What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!
• What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!
• What does a bee say before it stings you?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!
• What's a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
• What is a baby bee?
A little humbug!
• Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!
• Why did the bee started talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!
• What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards!
• What are the cleverest bees?
Spelling bees!
• Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
• What kind of bee can't be understood?
A mumble bee!
• What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A humburger!
• What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
An aero-drone!
• What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
He's bee-witched!
• Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box!
• Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
• What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
Swarm here isn't it!
• What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
• Who writes books for little bees?
Bee-trix Potter!
• What's a bees favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!
• What bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee!
• What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine!
• What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee!
• What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee!
• What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A bramble bee!
• Who is the bees favorite pop group?
The bee gees!
• What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!
• Who is the bees favorite singer?
• What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon!
• What did the spider say to the bee?
Your honey or your life!
• Who is a bee's favorite painter?
Pablo Beecasso!
• Why do bees have sticky hair?
Beacuse of the honey combs!
• What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A bee is an aeroplane.
• Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words!
• What's a bees favorite flower?
A bee-gonias!
• What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at a buzz stop!
• What is the bees favorite film?
The Sting!
• What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold!
• What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A hum dinger!
• What TV station do bees watch?
Bee bee c one!
• What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself!
• How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A humdred!
• Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
Because they kept droning on and on!
• Where do bees go on holiday?
• What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe!

Offline yockey5

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Re: fun
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 01:55:20 PM »