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iddee
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« on: April 14, 2012, 07:56:23 PM »

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us,also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and six children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the limousine.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir,
you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass
is almost a foot high."

                         C'mon...did you really think there was such a
                         thing as a heartwarming lawyer story???


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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 10:20:19 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2012, 11:56:50 AM »

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