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Author Topic: Little Johney is at it again. SMART KID  (Read 2091 times)
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« on: June 24, 2012, 11:49:02 PM »

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.




Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.


Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the
customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.


Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.


"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"


"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip &Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."


Little Johnny got five stars
for his assignment. Bless his heart.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2012, 07:09:07 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2012, 08:40:25 PM »

 goodpost lau lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 09:05:40 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2012, 11:53:01 PM »

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!  Totally reposting this to my facebook.
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2012, 11:19:10 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2012, 12:14:25 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2012, 01:24:29 AM »

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