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Offline Geoff

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If the hat fits wear it !!
« on: March 29, 2012, 10:54:36 PM »
        

          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
That is how it all began. And that's the truth.

     
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Offline G3farms

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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 10:35:38 AM »
 :lau: :lau:

that is pretty good!!
those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your @ss is a catchin!!!

Bees will be bees and do as they please!

Offline Jim 134

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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 08:57:38 PM »
Geoff .........

   You that old ..... :evil:

 
 :lau: :lau: :lau:

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Offline Sparky

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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 10:20:51 PM »
That's funny and current of the times for sure. :-D

Offline bwdenen

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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 10:23:58 PM »
Too much time on yor hands... :-D

Offline kathyp

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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 12:20:11 AM »
that's deserves stealing!   :-D
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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Offline Geoff

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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 08:17:32 PM »
   just borrowed Kathy and they were all my friends Jim.
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Re: If the hat fits wear it !!
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2012, 12:39:13 AM »
love it :-D

 

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