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Offline iddee

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Some blondes aren't so dumb.
« on: March 14, 2012, 12:13:58 AM »
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. 

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.  He advised her
that he was holding her personally responsible for them  staying frozen, mentioning
in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about
what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his
behavior. 

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
 
1. Many lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Many blondes aren't as dumb as people think they are.
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline AllenF

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Re: Some blondes aren't so dumb.
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 10:25:31 PM »
 :-D

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Some blondes aren't so dumb.
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2012, 10:51:44 PM »
 :lau: :lau:

Offline bwdenen

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Re: Some blondes aren't so dumb.
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 11:14:52 PM »
 :-D

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Re: Some blondes aren't so dumb.
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 10:32:21 AM »
 :-D

Offline jldoll

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Re: Some blondes aren't so dumb.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 08:41:59 PM »
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv :evil:vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Better to have a gun and not need it
Than need one and don't have it