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Offline D Semple

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Make up your mind
« on: April 12, 2012, 09:39:09 AM »
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, the redhead is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a little tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.


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Re: Make up your mind
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2012, 10:45:39 AM »
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Make up your mind
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2012, 02:36:12 PM »
 :-D

 

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