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« on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:52 PM »
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Trying to debate with Obama voters is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
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« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2012, 08:42:24 PM »
 lau lau lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2012, 08:46:11 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2012, 10:50:40 PM »
good one.  i'll have to swipe that!
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2012, 11:44:02 PM »
6.  It's hard to blame someone else if you get feces on your fingers....but you can try.

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 01:35:01 AM »
>6.  It's hard to blame someone else if you get feces on your fingers....but you can try.

I like that one. It reminds me of something that occurred with my kids once... it wasn't fingers and feces, it was feet and pumpkin pie, but it did involve blaming someone else in a most illogical fashion that only a child can come up with...
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 09:15:25 AM »
Well I will swipe #6.
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 10:05:15 AM »
I'm not touching this thread  grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 11:33:48 AM »
an Obama supporter came into the voting precinct in my VERY LIBERAL small town and said that she had heard on the radio (I'm sure NPR) that the dem's should go vote for some one that Obama could beat.  Michigan has an open primary, so the lady working asked her if she wanted the democrat ballot or the republican ballot.....................

wait for it......

she picked the Dem. ballot!!!!!!!

I can't make stuff like that up.
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