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Offline JackM

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Well I think it is funny
« on: February 29, 2012, 09:27:52 PM »
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2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

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4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Trying to debate with Obama voters is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2012, 09:42:24 PM »
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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2012, 09:46:11 PM »
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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2012, 11:50:40 PM »
good one.  i'll have to swipe that!
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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 12:44:02 AM »
6.  It's hard to blame someone else if you get feces on your fingers....but you can try.

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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 02:35:01 AM »
>6.  It's hard to blame someone else if you get feces on your fingers....but you can try.

I like that one. It reminds me of something that occurred with my kids once... it wasn't fingers and feces, it was feet and pumpkin pie, but it did involve blaming someone else in a most illogical fashion that only a child can come up with...
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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 10:15:25 AM »
Well I will swipe #6.
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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 11:05:15 AM »
I'm not touching this thread  :-D

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Re: Well I think it is funny
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 12:33:48 PM »
an Obama supporter came into the voting precinct in my VERY LIBERAL small town and said that she had heard on the radio (I'm sure NPR) that the dem's should go vote for some one that Obama could beat.  Michigan has an open primary, so the lady working asked her if she wanted the democrat ballot or the republican ballot.....................

wait for it......

she picked the Dem. ballot!!!!!!!

I can't make stuff like that up.

 

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