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cbinstrasburg
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« on: February 27, 2012, 08:39:02 PM »

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2012, 09:26:53 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2012, 09:54:16 PM »

Wait a minute....cottonmouths in Colorado?? ... Jerry   grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 10:21:20 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 10:40:48 PM »

think I was in Texas that day... grin   Jerry
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 10:44:33 AM »

...east Texas, I presume.     Wink
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« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2012, 10:32:54 AM »

Hey, if there's pink elephants in Colorado, there's likely cottonmouths, too. Cheesy
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