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« on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:52 PM »

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Trying to debate with Obama voters is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
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“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast” – Ronald Reagan
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« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2012, 08:42:24 PM »

 lau lau lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2012, 08:46:11 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2012, 10:50:40 PM »

good one.  i'll have to swipe that!
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2012, 11:44:02 PM »

6.  It's hard to blame someone else if you get feces on your fingers....but you can try.

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 01:35:01 AM »

>6.  It's hard to blame someone else if you get feces on your fingers....but you can try.

I like that one. It reminds me of something that occurred with my kids once... it wasn't fingers and feces, it was feet and pumpkin pie, but it did involve blaming someone else in a most illogical fashion that only a child can come up with...
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 09:15:25 AM »

Well I will swipe #6.
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 10:05:15 AM »

I'm not touching this thread  grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 11:33:48 AM »

an Obama supporter came into the voting precinct in my VERY LIBERAL small town and said that she had heard on the radio (I'm sure NPR) that the dem's should go vote for some one that Obama could beat.  Michigan has an open primary, so the lady working asked her if she wanted the democrat ballot or the republican ballot.....................

wait for it......

she picked the Dem. ballot!!!!!!!

I can't make stuff like that up.
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