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Author Topic: Virgin Bride  (Read 940 times)
Sparky
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« on: February 08, 2012, 06:45:37 PM »

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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Larry Bees
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 11:30:44 AM »

 lau lau lau lau lau
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GoodWeather
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 10:50:13 PM »

Funny  grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 11:42:54 PM »

very good...had to steal it  grin grin
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