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Online iddee

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Welfare
« on: December 22, 2011, 11:47:51 PM »
At the Welfare Office
A guy walked into the local welfare office to  pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and  said, ' Hi. You know, I  just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really  rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said,  ''Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very  wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his  beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008  Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your  clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the  daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward  to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to  satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and  has a Rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type  apartment with plasma  TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be  designated for your sole use and the Salary is $200,000 a year.' 
The  guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin'  me!  '
The social worker said,  ''Yeah, well . . You started it 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Welfare
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 10:14:06 AM »
Very Funny!

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Offline AllenF

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Re: Welfare
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 06:40:55 PM »
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 03:21:32 AM »
Thank you, thank you, made my day.

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Re: Welfare
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2012, 04:08:41 PM »
That Great!!!!
Rick