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Offline Riggs

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2012, 11:05:25 AM »
....you don't mow the clover in your lawn for fear of killing bees.
Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. ~
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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2012, 03:46:24 PM »
.....you have yellow spots all over your car/truck at every warm spell in the winter months.

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2012, 08:40:41 PM »
....If you think the honey used in this video represents the best use of a product ever!

http://www.cmt.com/videos/trace-adkins/27598/hot-mama.jhtml

reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw that said

" Beekeepers Like to lick there Honey"

Ouch :jawdrop: :lau:

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2012, 10:08:33 PM »
Guilty! ;) :-D

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2012, 07:58:37 PM »
If you laugh at your neighbors when they weed their lawn to get rid of all the dandelions and you love watching your bees working the yellow sea of dandelions that used too bee your lawn  :-D

A weed I think not !

mvh edward  :-P

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 10:54:56 PM »
Your friends ask you if you "want to smoke," and you don't know how to use what they hand you.
"Thinking is like sin, them that doesn't is scairt of it, and them that does gets to liking it so much they can't quit!"  -Josh Billings.

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2012, 08:00:35 PM »
you might bee a beek if at work during lunch at a picnic table others swat at bees and you say "leave my Friends alone!" :-x

    Yes, yes, yes!

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2012, 09:34:52 PM »
when ever a bee or wasp is around your coworkers or friends call them your buddies with a chuckle.  Every time they say this you would enjoy to give them one upside the head.
The moment a person forms a theory, his imagination sees in every object only the traits which favor that theory

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2012, 09:46:50 PM »


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...when you try to save the bee that was found upside down, wet, in the kitchen sink!

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2012, 11:34:18 PM »
..you have to wash the honey out of the clothes basket because it was the most convenient thing in which to thaw out frames last night.

...you are surprised to find your mates don't have any spare bee boxes in their living rooms.

...you have ever had to clean wax off the walls.

...you are grateful for stings because they are a sign you have a strong hive, and you don't flinch when you are stung because it proves you are tough enough to be a beek.

...you eat honey without worrying about the cost.

...your mother has ever told you you took a lump of honeycomb and a couple of bees into show-and-tell at school when you were five.

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2012, 09:41:54 PM »
Your friends ask you if you "want to smoke," and you don't know how to use what they hand you.

What the ?

what is that thing.  :?

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2012, 10:29:08 PM »
It looks like it makes three pounds of crystal meth a day.

You know your a beekeeper when you go feed bees because it's a nice day instead of watching the day long hype for the Superbowl.

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2012, 01:09:50 AM »
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what is that thing.   :?
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It looks like it makes three pounds of crystal meth a day.
Almost as bad.  It's a computer.  Mine just makes coffee.
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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2012, 12:45:21 PM »
I'm asking for a little help here.
I use this thread to add bee jokes to our local news paper and at the end I add in a notice when our club will meet and what events we are having.
If you can think of any more, please add them here. so far it has been working very well.
Remember it will be printed in a newspaper, so I can only use the clean ones.  :-D
Jim
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

Offline backyard warrior

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2012, 07:36:36 PM »
On the way out the back door she groans and moans and calls you a bee whacker and says who sits there and watches their bees fly in and out of the hive  :-D

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2012, 12:06:09 PM »
Thanks, there's one that I will use.
Jim
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Offline beyondthesidewalks

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Re: You might be a beek if............
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 04:12:48 PM »
You and your family get the only free table (that all the other guests are avoiding) outside of the dairy queen because the previous guests spilt their coke and bees are all over the table.

You take your kids to Six Flags and they purposely pour a little coke from their straw onto the table to feed the bees.

You create a scene at the city park looking up in the 100 year old oak tree at a feral swarm.  All the other onlookers are asking what are we looking at?

The Bradford pear trees outside your office are blooming and you pause to listen to and watch the bees.

You check your swarm trap line every day on your way home from work.

 

anything