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yockey5
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« on: January 28, 2012, 11:54:40 AM »

............. you have ever been stung on the tip of your tongue!!!!! bee hissy fit jaw drop lau
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 12:13:10 PM »

Didn't your mother warn you not to stick your tongue out!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 01:34:28 PM »

.....you can't put your car in the garage due to the bee boxes.

.....your "normal" friends cringe when you start a sentence with "My bees".

.....you are using your husband's wood shop more than he does.

.....you find yourself passing up plants at the nursery because they don't produce nectar for bees.


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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 01:41:02 PM »

..........everything you own including the couch is sticky in the summer.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 03:55:36 PM »

..... you can spot a hive tool from 50' away.
..... you can tell the diffence between a bee and a hornet, while they're in flight, with nothing more than a glance in that direction.
..... you can spot another's hive(s) while driving at highway speeds.
..... you read honey labels while shopping.
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 04:24:54 AM »

I like the story of Bix’s neighbor mowing his grass in a bee suit.  When you see that, you know you have a bee keeper around….
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2012, 10:39:49 AM »

I like the story of Bix’s neighbor mowing his grass in a bee suit.  When you see that, you know you have a bee keeper around….


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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2012, 05:31:44 PM »

You buy a stethoscope to listen to your bees in Winter

The only woodwork that gets done in the wood shop is for your bees

Your sensitivity to bee venom increases so you increase your hives by half instead of double
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2012, 04:03:05 AM »

You might be a redneck beekeeper if you use Pledge Furniture Polish instead of Lemon Grass Oil to attract swarms.
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 11:34:17 AM »

When every time you pass a prybar/scraper in a hardware store, you refer to it as a "hive tool"!
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2012, 11:42:14 AM »

You sneeze and keep working although a huge piece of snot is on the inside of your veil.... Wink   
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2012, 11:56:19 AM »

You sneeze and keep working although a huge piece of snot is on the inside of your veil.... Wink   

Let's not add this to the Book.  Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2012, 12:12:23 PM »

You sneeze and keep working although a huge piece of snot is on the inside of your veil.... Wink   

Let's not add this to the Book.  Smiley
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Pretty 'down home' ain't it!  lau
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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2012, 07:22:17 PM »

you might bee a beek if your occupation is logging and you measure the timber by how many boxes and what size they will produce. Wink.

you might bee a beek if at work during lunch at a picnic table others swat at bees and you say "leave my Friends alone!" angry
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2012, 12:17:57 AM »

>you might bee a beek if at work during lunch at a picnic table others swat at bees and you say "leave my Friends alone!"

Or when they curse bees, you point out that they are yellow jackets...
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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2012, 01:35:09 AM »

You might be a beek if....you look forward to getting stung because it reminds you how great beekeeping is.  grin
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2012, 06:22:52 AM »

.....you take notice of what plants are in flower
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« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2012, 07:57:42 AM »

....if your play role fantasy includes meeting someone dressed in a full bee suit.  grin
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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2012, 08:24:32 AM »

....If you think the honey used in this video represents the best use of a product ever!

http://www.cmt.com/videos/trace-adkins/27598/hot-mama.jhtml
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2012, 09:05:58 AM »

.....If you ever dressed your kids up as beekeepers for halloween.  grin
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