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« on: January 25, 2012, 06:29:40 AM »

A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics' space exploration and medical technology.

 

The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Football, Budweiser and Caterpillar tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

 

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 06:47:54 AM »

 applause great joke, first time I heard it, it was about George H.W. Bush
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 07:12:15 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 09:14:52 PM »

very funny

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 10:44:32 PM »

Ray, you must be just a kid. First time I heard it, it was about JFK. Same as the one where he says he should throw a 10 dollar bill out of the helicopter and make someone happy. Pilot says, why not throw 10 ones out and make 10 people happy? Co-pilot, under his breath said, Why not jump out and make everybody happy. That one also started with JFK and has lived through all presidents since.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 06:40:02 AM »

>>Ray, you must be just a kid

I was really angry when they preempted my cartoons for JFK's funeral.
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 10:33:29 AM »

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Very Funny!
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 01:46:09 AM »

Is it election year already.
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