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« on: January 22, 2012, 07:46:29 PM »

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

 

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means:  "Glad to meet you!  Don't drink the water. The cows have s#*t in it."

 

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you.  Please speak in English."

 

The rancher replied:  "Use both hands."

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2012, 07:50:33 PM »

 lau
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 08:02:56 PM »

Das ist gut!!
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 07:30:21 AM »

Sehr Gut!!!  grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 11:52:30 AM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 12:15:07 PM »

 lau lau lau banana devil
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 11:05:26 PM »

That's funny in any language.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 11:54:36 AM »

 applause Jerry
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 12:36:54 PM »

love it
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 01:52:34 AM »

"want a cup"
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 12:43:31 AM »

New braunfels is 20 miles from my house!
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 08:41:48 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2012, 10:33:14 AM »

gut'un...........................redneck German  grin
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2012, 11:20:57 AM »

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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