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« on: January 22, 2012, 07:46:29 PM » |
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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s#*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2012, 07:50:33 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 08:02:56 PM » |
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Das ist gut!!
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 07:30:21 AM » |
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 11:52:30 AM » |
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 12:15:07 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 11:05:26 PM » |
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That's funny in any language.
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 12:36:54 PM » |
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love it
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 01:52:34 AM » |
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"want a cup"
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 12:43:31 AM » |
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New braunfels is 20 miles from my house!
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 08:41:48 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2012, 11:20:57 AM » |
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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