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Offline AdmiralD

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THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA [poem]
« on: July 31, 2005, 10:18:05 PM »
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA


The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

Offline George Janis

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Re: THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA [poem]
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2014, 02:52:54 AM »
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Re: THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA [poem]
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 09:18:49 AM »
 :-D
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA [poem]
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 10:01:36 AM »
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Re: THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA [poem]
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2015, 01:35:54 PM »
 :-D
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