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Offline Sparky

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Talking Dog
« on: January 13, 2012, 07:28:11 PM »


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A man is driving around Bolton  and he saw a sign in front of a
house.
'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rang the
door bell and the owner appeared and told him the
dog is in the backyard.


The man went into the backyard and saw a
nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.


After the man recovers from the shock of
hearing a dog talk, he says
'So,what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says,
'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young..
I wanted to help the government, so I told MI6.


In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years.

But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at Manchester airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a  mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'

The man is amazed. He went back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten Pounds,' the owner says.

'Ten Pounds? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of
the yard'



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Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Talking Dog
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2012, 01:17:48 PM »
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Offline Wits End

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Re: Talking Dog
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2012, 09:16:58 AM »
A good way to start my day!
Jeff and Kellie Houston
Wits End Blueberry and Bee Farm
Greenwood Mississippi

Offline edward

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Re: Talking Dog
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 04:20:21 PM »
Talking about talking dogs reminded me of this poor tormented hound  :'(

Ultimate Dog Tease

mvh edward  :-P