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Online iddee

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« on: January 12, 2012, 08:30:07 PM »
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
 
 The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
 
 The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
 
 The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
 
 The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
 
 But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: surgeons
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 09:06:46 PM »
 :-D :-D
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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Re: surgeons
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 09:26:58 PM »
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Re: surgeons
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 11:49:43 PM »
OK, that one was funny  :-D

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Re: surgeons
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 01:06:53 PM »
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