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Offline JP

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Depressed
« on: January 12, 2012, 01:35:46 PM »
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed
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Offline tefer2

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 02:04:56 PM »
LOL :-D

Offline kathyp

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 02:14:11 PM »
 :cheer:

i may have to pass that one along!
One could not learn history from architecture any more than one could learn it from books. Statues, inscriptions, memorial stones, the names of streets ? anything that might throw light upon the past had been systematically altered. (1.8.85)

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 07:04:41 PM »
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 07:51:54 PM »
Next time press 3 for Arabic  :-D

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 01:09:00 PM »
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 09:48:07 PM »
Your a piece of work JP i could tell that just by watching your videos if you cant have fun in life why live keep up the humor Chris :)

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 03:05:03 AM »
Awesome, just awesome.