Depressed

[JP]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed

[tefer2]

LOL

[kathyp]

 

i may have to pass that one along!

[AllenF]

 

[BlueBee]

Next time press 3 for Arabic 

[Larry Bees]

 

[backyard warrior]

Your a piece of work JP i could tell that just by watching your videos if you cant have fun in life why live keep up the humor Chris

[Keeperwannabe]

Awesome, just awesome.