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JP
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« on: January 12, 2012, 12:35:46 PM »

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 01:04:56 PM »

LOL grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 01:14:11 PM »

 cheer

i may have to pass that one along!
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 06:04:41 PM »

 lau lau
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 06:51:54 PM »

Next time press 3 for Arabic  grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 08:48:07 PM »

Your a piece of work JP i could tell that just by watching your videos if you cant have fun in life why live keep up the humor Chris Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 02:05:03 AM »

Awesome, just awesome.
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