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JP
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« on: January 12, 2012, 12:35:46 PM »

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed
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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 01:04:56 PM »

LOL grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 01:14:11 PM »

 cheer

i may have to pass that one along!
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 06:04:41 PM »

 lau lau
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 06:51:54 PM »

Next time press 3 for Arabic  grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 08:48:07 PM »

Your a piece of work JP i could tell that just by watching your videos if you cant have fun in life why live keep up the humor Chris Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 02:05:03 AM »

Awesome, just awesome.
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