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« on: January 08, 2012, 08:14:52 AM »

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An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
 
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 09:31:58 AM »

 applause That's just sick  applause
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 09:50:23 AM »

applause That's just sick  applause

I agree!  lau lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 06:47:31 PM »

 lau
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 08:11:23 PM »

 cheer lau lau Talk about recycle !!
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 02:08:42 AM »

Oh wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 05:43:11 PM »

 cheesy cheesy
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