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Online iddee

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Close Shave
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:14:52 AM »
Close Shave
 
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 10:31:58 AM »
 X:X That's just sick  X:X
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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 10:50:23 AM »
X:X That's just sick  X:X

I agree!  :lau: :lau: :lau:

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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 07:47:31 PM »
 :lau:

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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 09:11:23 PM »
 :cheer: :lau: :lau: Talk about recycle !!

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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 03:08:42 AM »
Oh wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 06:43:11 PM »
 :lol: :lol:

 

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