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« on: January 07, 2012, 09:46:24 PM »

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 01:00:38 AM »

 applause lau applause
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 09:51:52 AM »

 lau lau lau lau lau

Very Funny!
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 11:20:12 AM »

A homely girl gets on a bus with her mother.  Another rider leans over to her friend and says "She's not very P-R-E-T-T-Y is she?"  The girl replies "Maybe not, but unlike you I am S-M-A-R-T !"

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 11:29:55 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 01:55:55 AM »

ouch
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