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Online iddee

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Be safe always.
« on: January 05, 2012, 04:41:04 PM »
 Be safe always.

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by
the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23%of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by the idiots who
drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and
junk like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause
three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline AllenF

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Re: Be safe always.
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 07:56:23 PM »