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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:36:03 PM »

‎"One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan.

When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that he was flushed.
When Mike went into the kitchen to get a drink of water, to his surprise, Susan had followed him into the kitchen and said in a sultry voice, "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike replied with enthusiasm, "Yes, I did!"
Terry's wife then said, "Well, you can get more than a look, but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay.

Susan then said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work."
Mike said with a smile, "I'll see you then."

The next afternoon Mike went over, they had sex, he gave her the $500, then he left.
Later that evening, Terry came home and asked his wife, "Has Mike been over here today?"
Thinking she had been caught, she said, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good! Because that fool came by my office early this morning and asked to borrow $500. He said he'd pay me back before suppertime, which sounded a bit quirky, but I gave it to him anyway. He said he would probably leave the money with you."
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2012, 01:54:59 PM »

Larry Bees
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2012, 06:12:25 PM »

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