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Offline Sparky

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Confucius on Master Key
« on: December 22, 2011, 06:39:15 PM »
 
Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a bleep. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How come . . . ???
Confucius replies:  "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."   
 
 

 

 

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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 11:22:56 PM »
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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 03:04:45 AM »
The King of Siam, explaining his many wives and concubines to Anna.

 "For a bee to go from blossom to blossom,
Is as natural as can be.
But a blossom should never, ever go
From bee to bee to bee."

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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 09:45:36 PM »
 :-D
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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2012, 11:37:23 AM »
 :-D :roll:
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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 12:21:33 PM »
there is a leaky testosterone vessel around here somewhere!   :evil:
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

 Alexis de Tocqueville

 

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