Welfare

[iddee]

At the Welfare Office
A guy walked into the local welfare office to  pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and  said, ' Hi. You know, I  just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really  rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said,  ''Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very  wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his  beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008  Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your  clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the  daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward  to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to  satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and  has a Rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type  apartment with plasma  TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be  designated for your sole use and the Salary is $200,000 a year.' 
The  guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin'  me!  '
The social worker said,  ''Yeah, well . . You started it 

[Larry Bees]

Very Funny!

 

[AllenF]

 

[Keeperwannabe]

Thank you, thank you, made my day.

[stanisr]

That Great!!!!