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Offline Sparky

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Confucius on Master Key
« on: December 22, 2011, 06:39:15 PM »
 
Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a bleep. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How come . . . ???
Confucius replies:  "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."   
 
 

 

 

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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 11:22:56 PM »
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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 03:04:45 AM »
The King of Siam, explaining his many wives and concubines to Anna.

 "For a bee to go from blossom to blossom,
Is as natural as can be.
But a blossom should never, ever go
From bee to bee to bee."

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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 09:45:36 PM »
 :-D
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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2012, 11:37:23 AM »
 :-D :roll:
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Re: Confucius on Master Key
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 12:21:33 PM »
there is a leaky testosterone vessel around here somewhere!   :evil:
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