Confucius on Master Key

[Sparky]

 
Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a bleep. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How come . . .
Confucius replies:  "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."   
 
 

 

 

[Larry Bees]

 

[beehave]

The King of Siam, explaining his many wives and concubines to Anna.

 "For a bee to go from blossom to blossom,
Is as natural as can be.
But a blossom should never, ever go
From bee to bee to bee."

[beee farmer]

 

[Irwin]

 

[kathyp]

there is a leaky testosterone vessel around here somewhere!