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« on: December 21, 2011, 06:01:10 PM »
Global Facts About Sex
 
At Any Given Moment:
 
FACT:  79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now!
FACT:  58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT:  37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT:  1 elderly person is reading jokes.

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 07:53:15 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 03:14:32 PM »
"FACT:  1 elderly person is reading jokes." (and trying to remember what sex was like!)   banana devil
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 10:20:47 PM »
Make that two elderly people!   lau
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 02:23:06 AM »
I resemble that.
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