Well, I have to get back to work, I haven't abandoned this thread. Everytime I see Finski's posts at this time of year, I'm reminded of the episode of Northern Exposure where the bar owner has to fight because the ice in the river hasn't broken yet.
All this has to do with a jar of dietary supplement I got hold of because the guy was throwing it out. I can use the jar, and don't really need the muscle, although after a day of splitting elm I'm thinking about it. It's a good thing I didn't mention the ingredients of the other jar, that has an alphabet soup of everything from Modified Glucose Polymers, to Methylxanthine.
Remember, when you buy items for your computer, make sure to buy the ones labeled "Internet." I know I use my "Internet Mouse," and miss the use of my "Internet CD drive."