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Offline AllenF

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Testicle Therapy
« on: December 12, 2011, 05:34:47 PM »
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a  foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of  the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd  allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in  obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his  hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he  finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside.  She then administered a tender and skilful massage for several long moments and softly asked 'How does that  feel'?

Feels wonderful, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

 

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Testicle Therapy
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 06:01:00 PM »
Very Funny! I liked that one!

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Re: Testicle Therapy
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 08:24:01 PM »
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Re: Testicle Therapy
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 08:32:38 PM »
 :-D
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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