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« on: November 19, 2011, 07:49:56 PM »

To save the economy, on January 30, 2012 Congress will announce that they are ordering the immigration department to start deporting old
people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
 
Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2011, 08:39:23 PM »

 Brian lau
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 12:12:13 PM »

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That's so true! That's why I never go too far from home. Larry
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 06:21:43 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 04:53:22 AM »

So exactly who is considered old today? I must be getting old to ask the question.  grin


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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 09:21:24 AM »

Jp, i started considering myself getting old when I started waking up in the morning more sore than when I went to bed grin
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 10:38:58 AM »

I'm not old. Old is not valuable.

I'm antique. Antiques are valuable.
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 11:33:18 AM »

So exactly who is considered old today? I must be getting old to ask the question.  grin


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Years ago, my grandfather lived with my family. He kept telling me to not get old. I asked him several times how old it too old? One day he answered me. He said, "When you are too old to take care of yourself". I think he was right.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 11:55:08 AM »

So exactly who is considered old today? I must be getting old to ask the question.  grin


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Years ago, my grandfather lived with my family. He kept telling me to not get old. I asked him several times how old it too old? One day he answered me. He said, "When you are too old to take care of yourself". I think he was right.
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I guess I am okay for now.  grin


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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 12:01:33 PM »

I guess I am okay for now.  grin


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Yea, I'm glad we don't have to go by  "i started considering myself getting old when I started waking up in the morning more sore than when I went to bed"
I'd really be old.  Undecided
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2011, 12:57:24 AM »

I'll let you all know when I get there, so will be having fun in the meantime.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 02:47:52 AM »

The definition of being old is when your sweetheart says to you....Lets go upstairs and make love and you reply "pick one I can't do both."
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