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Offline iddee

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The Body's boss
« on: November 03, 2011, 09:02:22 PM »
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.




"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Sundog

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Re: The Body's boss
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2011, 11:57:46 PM »
So old it isn't worth the bytes it's written in.

Offline G3farms

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Re: The Body's boss
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 02:41:08 AM »
So old it isn't worth the bytes it's written in.

who made you boss!?!?


 :-D :-D just kidding
those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your @ss is a catchin!!!

Bees will be bees and do as they please!

Offline iddee

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Re: The Body's boss
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 09:00:58 AM »
I did a search for your joke postings, but didn't find any. Are they so old they don't show up any more??
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline AllenF

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Re: The Body's boss
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2011, 06:05:51 PM »
I thought it was funny.

Offline Larry Bees

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Re: The Body's boss
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2011, 08:22:33 PM »
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge


Ain't that the truth!

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Offline mudlakee

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Re: The Body's boss
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2011, 08:21:19 PM »
Sometimes the truth hurts.

 

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