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Online iddee

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That's a cowboy.........
« on: October 07, 2011, 10:21:11 AM »
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: That's a cowboy.........
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2011, 09:12:04 PM »
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Re: That's a cowboy.........
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 09:22:27 PM »
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