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« on: October 07, 2011, 09:21:11 AM »

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
 
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2011, 08:12:04 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 08:22:27 PM »

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