Bjorn! I cant believe you would type that and hit the 'post' button. Makes me wonder if YOUR even 9. Sick. Got any daughters? Obviously not.
I initially had something else to say but Ill take it to another site.
He meant 9 on a scale of 10, not 9 years old. Please go back and read again.
You see, it's this type of response to some simple humor that will get us through some hard times in winter. A simple jest of a pin-up calendar, and some quick responses from the (what I can only suggest as the) "NOW" crowd....and walla! Instant entertainment.
I'm thinking to keep it fair to all female beekeepers, I should select pictures for the calendar based on real life matching up of the pictures to actual beehive queen bees.
Queen of the Month: Could go either way here. Open this category to both hot mammas, and perhaps the dressed up male. (Don't want to discriminate)
Un-mated queen of the month: Open to all the femi-nazi types who hate men and would never imagine themselves being with a drone.
Drone laying queen of the month: For the older ladies past their good years.
Two queen hives of the month: Hey...nothing wrong with a few pictures of two queens at a time. Twin sisters, mother-daughter, or just two queens from unknown origins.
Queens who love ink: For the "painted" ladies out there. Show us your colors.
Caged Queens: For the S and M types. Open category only your imagination can decide.
Other categories being considered:
Queen who can't fly
Virgins queens bees on the prowl
Queens with attitudes
Wanna-bee queens (Laying worker types)
We could include pictures of male beekeepers under the category of "Drones" but I think it would just be a bunch of do-nothing lazy slobs, and drinking beer types. But then I thought...this is why we need the calendar to begin with!