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Offline iddee

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Two crocs
« on: September 05, 2011, 11:38:15 PM »
Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
 
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
 
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
 
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
 
'I go down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'
 
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
 
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s**t out of them and eat'em!'
 
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the s**t out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a**hole and a brief case.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Two crocs
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 03:01:34 PM »
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Re: Two crocs
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 04:19:28 PM »
Most universal joke I've been read...
But our politicians have not any briefcase!  :evil:
How many times I’ve wonder
and it still comes out the same.
                                              Conway Twitty

No matter how you look at it or think of it
You see it’s life and we just got to play the game.
                                              Sam Moore

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Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Two crocs
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 04:32:28 PM »
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So true!!!

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Re: Two crocs
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 08:59:31 PM »
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Re: Two crocs
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 11:02:51 PM »
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Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. ~
Ernest Hemingway