2 nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent with a warning not to get any paint on their habits. The nuns lock the door, strip off their habits and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there's a knock on the door. "Who is it?" asks one of the nuns. "Blind man" replies the voice from the other side. The nuns look at each other & shrug, both deciding there'd be no harm in letting a blind man into the room. They open the door. "Nice boobs" says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"