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Author Topic: A horse, a cow, and a deer  (Read 1302 times)
edward
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« on: August 26, 2011, 07:59:42 AM »

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 08:47:15 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 12:01:28 PM »

The way I heard it Little Johnny was a Beautiful blond.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 04:18:48 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2011, 07:34:34 AM »

The way I heard it Little Johnny was a Beautiful blond.

Yeah....and the discussion was in the bathroom.  grin

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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2011, 11:15:32 AM »

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– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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