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Galactic Bee
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« on: August 22, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »

 An elderly man in Florida had owned a    large farm for several years.
    He had a large pond in the back.
    It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic    tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't    been there for a while, and look it over.
    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in    his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out of this pond    until you leave."
    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim    naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
    Holding the bucket up he said: "I'm just here to feed the    alligator."
    Some old men can still think fast!.

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Larry Bees
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 09:55:06 AM »

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I liked that one! Larry
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 08:01:04 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 04:59:14 PM »

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  banana devil NOW THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 07:08:05 AM »

 Brian rainbow sunflower yippie chick cheer applause  -Mike

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