You mean you never met any really great people through toilet paper??
i have!!!! we stopped in a service station in england. when i went to use the bathroom, i discovered that it was nasty dirty, and out of TP. as i was going back to the car to get wipes (always travel with them!) i met a lady coming into the facilities. i told her about the conditions. she had her own wipes. as we did our business in our stalls, we struck up a lovely conversation through the divider about where we were from, her relatives in the US, etc.
if not for the lack of TP we might not have spoken