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Author Topic: A Tough Ol' Bird  (Read 747 times)
iddee
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« on: August 16, 2011, 10:27:13 PM »


A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND
A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
 
 
 
Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?
 
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 03:46:33 AM »

Huhuhehehe  applause lau
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 11:36:05 AM »

 lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 08:03:34 PM »

Like that one Wally.
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