A n old man going to heaven stops at the pearly gates to talk to St. Peter.
St. Peter asks him, "Have you done anything worthy to gain entry to the kingdom?"
The old man say, "Yes, I have! Once I was walking down the street past a biker bar and there were these 4 big bikers that were harrassing a young lady. So I said to them, 'Hey leave her alone!' and they came after me and I fought them off long enough for her to escape."
So St. Peter says, That's quite worthy, when did this happen?"
The old man relplies, "Just a few minutes ago."