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Irwin
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« on: July 07, 2011, 12:51:44 AM »



Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game
sitting in the first row with the Secret Service
people directly behind them. 
 
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. 
 
Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.
 
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request from the owner of the team all the way down to the bat boy.  And...the fans would love it!"
 
So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, if that's what the people want".

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and
the seat of her pants, and drops her over
the wall into the field. She gets up kicking,
swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes
wild, cheering, applauding, and High-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to
the agent and says, "You were right! I would have
never believed that!"
 
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack
asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to
throw out the first PITCH!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 01:43:18 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 04:54:00 PM »

Very Funny!

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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 07:44:13 AM »

 cheer lau yippie chick
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 02:32:55 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 08:37:21 PM »

 grin grin grin
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 02:26:14 AM »

 shocked
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